BRIAN ‘BORDELLO’ SHEA’S REVIEWS ROUNDUP – INSTANT REACTIONS.
The Conspiracy ‘VI’
Album (Metal Postcard Records) Released 10th March 2026
The Conspiracy are a fine band: have I have already written on many occasions about how under the radar they are, and that they deserve much more attention than they get. Why, I never know. Well actually I do, it’s all down to finance and the mechanics of getting featured in the larger blogs and magazines and appearing on the major radio stations as if the label/band can afford the pr and plugger fees you are much more likely to reach the audience. If you are willing to pay for an advert in a magazine you are more likely to get a review in said magazine. The music business like life is unfair and sometimes the more talented and deserving get overlooked.
But onto the album. VI is a long album, and if issued on vinyl would be a double at least. 18 well written songs that sparkle and rock and chime with the history of the great British bands: be it the Kinks or Billy Childish or Julian Cope or XTC or many others. The Conspiracy don’t hide their influences, just cherish them. They emit a wonderful aural montage of the psychedelic: “Rainbow Prism” if released on the Fruits De Mer label would have picked up many a play on BBC 6 Music evening shows no doubt when released as a single some months ago, post punk the catchy as hell “Tick Tok” part Fall part XTC another song that deserves to be lighting up national evening radio. The wonderful song “England” has the spirit of Ray Davies running through it. VI is an album that is full of songs of songwriting suss and love and really does deserve to be given a chance to be heard by a wider audience.
Stephane C. Cotti ‘A Love Absolute’
Album (Wool Recordings) Released 8th April 2026
Without sounding like an Amazon, Spotify or YouTube recommends thingy, but if you like Nick Drake, Tim Buckley and John Martyn you might very well enjoy this lovely album of mostly acoustic loveliness; an album of lostness and wholesome sadness, a beautiful album of warm folk delight.
A Love Absolute is one of those albums that the more you play the more you will sink into its invitingness and will soon become one of those albums that will soon settle into your regular routine of soundtracking your evening of basket weaving or playing chess or playing Pacman (I’m at the cutting edge of video games as you can tell; are they still called video games?!|). Anyway, however you spend your evening this album will only add to it in a good way.
Dewin ‘Dan y Dderwen’
Album Release 1st May 2026
Derwin weave together a rich tapestry of pop, psych, folk, jazz and Rock to give an enjoyable if unusual listen and comes across like a strange Welsh musical. I not being able to speak Welsh have not a clue lyrically to what is going on but that does not in any way spoil the album for me as the melodies adventure and music more than makes up for it. And let’s be honest, Welsh is just a beautiful sounding language; it really does not take anything away from it, and anyway, the lyrics could be shit and that could spoil the listening experience. I have also discovered that Cheesy Nibbles in Welsh is in fact Cheesy Nibbles. So, you live and learn.
Ex Norwegian ‘I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight [live]’
Single/Video (Think Like A Key) Released 29th March 2026
What I like about this single is the old time good old-fashioned band playing a cover in the bar/club vibe, which is probably because that is what it is and that seems to be becoming more of a thing from the past as venues and bars close at a frightening rate. How far away are we from an AI band playing in a virtual bar I do not know, but Ex Norwegian, a band who have written many a fine song in their time, return with this fine rendition of the Richard Thompson classic showing that there is still joy and excitement to be found in real people picking up real instruments and soundtracking a good night out.
Frog ‘Dark Out’
Single (Audio Antihero) Released 17th April 2026
Dark Out? It certainly is. In fact, it’s dark in and out. We are surrounded by clouds of darkness that engulf us like a mythical sponge of darkness. These are the darkest times I can remember but at least we have the rather lovely new single from Frog to tap our toes to; a quirky stroll through McCartney-like melodies. In fact, has darkness ever felt so light?! Dark Out is like submerging yourself in a bath filled with your favourite flavour ice cream and watching yourself sink in the mirror with a smile on your face.
Peanus ‘Peanus EP’
EP (Metal Postcard Records) Released 1st April 2026
Imagine if you will Flight Of The Conchords overdosing on Julian Cope’s masterwork that is the Skellington album and playing it to Royal Trux in an ironic manner. If you cannot imagine such a thing then just listen to this fine three track EP and it will do the imaging for you. Yes, fun abounds on this short and sweet exploration into the realms of lo-fi and rock ‘n’ roll musical thrift store sounds for the clinically disadvantaged.
Robertson ‘Robertson’
Album (Futureman Records) Released 20th March 2026
Robertson is the debut album from the father and son duo and is a rather splendid musical affair; harmonies, chiming guitars and melodies float on a breeze of pure nostalgia. For my dear friends, 60’s folk rock and psych collide in the most perfect way, embracing 50’s pop and 80’s/90/’s indie guitar pop exuberance and even the Flying Burrito Brothers like country rock on the rather lovely “Sticking Around” and wrapping them in a warm comfort blanket of hope peace and light in these days of hate and war.
Robertson once again proves the magic and power of the greatest of all art forms, to turn off and escape real life and surf the stream of unconscious bliss especially when performed with a true love and grace for the music songs they have written and performed so skilfully.
St Johns Wood Affair ‘Memory Lane’
Track (Think Like A Key) Released April 3rd 2026
“Memory Lane” is a fine slice of nostalgic aural pie, a song of sixties melodies and chiming guitars and wistful tear-stained john Lennon spectacles. A song taken from St Johns Wood Affairs rather excellent second album “St Johns Wood Affair 2” and an album to put on your albums to listen to list and indeed Memory Lane is a rather wonderful place to wander down.
Xqui ‘Nocturnal Drift’
Single (Wormhole Records) Released 24th April 2026
If Moody introspection atmospheric drone is your thing, then you could do worse things than check out this ltd 7inch single from Xqui as it is one of those things that lives up to title, ‘Nocturnal Drift,’ as it sounds like one is drifting nocturnally or in fact nocturnally drifting. It’s a track that is as far removed from a rerun of Top Of The Pops as one can imagine, so if you yearn a Doolies rehash with shiny jump suites and tinsel filled memories of yester year then maybe this is not for you, or then again it could well be as I am more than fond of Doolies like behaviour and am somewhat taken with this atmospheric drone beauty.
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Tristan Armstrong ‘Lonely Avenue’
Album (Self Release) Already Out There On Bandcamp
Power Pop, Power Pop, Power Pop…I get sent so much power pop that I despair. Not that I don’t like power pop: I do. But only when it has a touch of adventure and thrill, and songwriting talent, and so much of it is so bloody average. They all know how to make power pop records; they just forget to write good songs: it’s all shit lyrics and borrowed melodies and crunchy guitars.
But this album by Tristan Armstrong succeeds where so many other fail, as he has the crunchy guitars but he has also songwriting talent and remembered that music is an artform and there is more to life than The Beatles, Big Star and Bad Finger. Tristen adds Americana, and I can hear just as much influence of Gram Parsons and Whiskeytown and Wilco than the usual three B’s, and so this has a lovely subtle urge of mild experimental warmth and texture that lesser artists would not consider. And when he does venture into the Big Star territory with “Queen Of Diamonds”, he does it with a natural flowing charm.
Yes indeed “Lonely Avenue” is a fine pop rock album and one that I would recommend to both power pop lovers and those who just love and enjoy a bloody good album.
Fran Ashcroft ‘Box Harry Day’
Album 30th May 2025
Box Harry Day is the third album from Fran Ashcroft, and anyone who has been lucky enough to enjoy his last two gems will indeed enjoy this his third foray into his own whimsical and darkly dour comical view on life and the characters he comes across in this not-so-Great Britain.
The twelve tracks on this album are split between six wonderful written vignettes and six beautiful orchestral instrumentals composed by Fran using AI, but in this case Fran being an extremely talented producer and musician has composed some rather beautiful pieces of music and they fit in well with his more lo-fi lyrical gems, and proving in the right creative hands AI can be used to make some quite beautiful art. Box Harry Day is an album of warmth, beauty and songs of lyrical accuracy of everyday British life that stands alongside the works of Coward, Davies, Dury and Haines.
bigflower ‘Something Appears’
Single – Already Out There On Bandcamp
Bigflower is back with his usual blast of monthly excellence, this time with a sonic endeavour of synth excellence. Yes indeed, “Something Appears” is a monster of a track, part Giorgio Moroder part Manchester rave; a track so buoyant that if Shelly Winters had this on her iPod in The Poseidon Adventure she would not have drowned and would have lived to swim another day: you could say she was raving not drowning.
Cody Brant & Diumal Burdens ‘A Panacea Nurtured Gurgles’
Album (Cruel Nature Records) Already Out There On Bandcamp
An aural montage of madness is maybe how one can describe this mixture of found sounds, drumbeats and samples. For “A Panacea Nurtured Gurgles” and albums of this ilk are really works of aural art best enjoyed when trying to escape the mundanities of life; finding escape in the subtle humour and the strategic placing and overlaying of sounds to create a painting of sound: a painting you can close your eyes and lose yourself in.
Fir Cone Children ‘Gearshifting’
Album (Blackjack Illuminist Records) Already Out There On Bandcamp
This album is very good – now there’s a review for you. But I’m not lying, it is very good. It sounds like the Shop Assistants, Ride and the Olivia Tremor Control getting together to gatecrash the local school indie disco to impress nobody but themselves. It has melody, charm and a not so deadly danger. It has what everyone wants from their indie album: pop suss, experimental joy mixed in with the usual post punk bass extravagancies and chiming flange melodious guitar with some rather fetching vocal harmonies – and I can even hint a subtle influence of Syd’s Pink Floyd in the mix. Can I say anymore to convince you to give this fine album a listen… if not, then bugger you. It’s your loss.
Mama Oh No ‘The Mutant’
Single Already Out There
I have more than a soft spot for 60’s Garage Rock, so this wonderful blast of riffery is indeed a blessing to the ears; a track that could have walked off any of those wonderful 60’s garage rock compilations I used to spend my teenage years rifling through in the old Prope Records in Button Street in Liverpool in the 80’s. Yes indeed, ‘The Mutant’ is blessed with a rather wonderful walking bass riff, fuzz guitars and an organ sound that would make the organist from the Fuzztones weep with joy. As you will need not telling, I await the album.
òrain ‘Hanging Fruit’
EP (Practise Music) Already Out There
This four-track EP is a rather lovely warm sounding thing of indie pop splendour; an EP of wonderfully written songs that has one’s head spinning in a slow like carousel waltz of melancholy and pure bliss. Songs that lovers of Belle And Sebastian and the Sundays will grab and hold to their hearts and play until they are paisley etched shadows of forgotten dreams and half remembered fantasy wishes.
St Johns Wood Affair ‘2’
Album 23rd May 2025
The swinging sounds of the 60’s are plundered and rediscovered in this gem of psych tinged poptitude; all original songs all steeped in the love of all things 60s pop. “Center Of Your Universe” the opening track is all “Last Train To Clarksville” guitar jangle and tells you what to expect from the rest of the album: all in your mind’s eye lyrics and the spirit and love of 1967. If an album was made to come with a cardboard cutout Kaftan, it was the St Johns Wood Affair’s 2.
Byrds like harmonies and backward guitars abound on “Hoping On The Train In Vain”, and “Magic Carpet Ride” haunted by the ghosts of the memory of late 60’s Small Faces. My favourite track, the lovely “Secret Garden”, is a kiss of pure psych pop bliss.
2 is an enjoyable and fun listen, especially for us who are still in love with the 60s sound and the 60s dream that will never fade.
Sister Wives ‘YnCanu’
Single (Libertino) Already Ou There
There is something rather beautiful about the Welsh language, and this fine single “YnCanu” by Sister Wives is a rather dark and gothic psych-Grunge gem sang in their native language. Imagine if you will The Feminine Complex being transported twenty years into the future to Seattle and told to make their mark on the local rock scene. If you can imagine that you may have some idea what this single may sound like. If you can’t imagine that just give it a listen…you will not be disappointed.
Smashing Red ‘Dark Eyed Girl’
Single (Metal Postcard Records) Already Out There
The ‘Dark Eyed Girl’ is a 60’s tinged guitar pop song that could have appeared any time over the last 50 years. It could have been performed equally by The Honeycombs (have you heard their stunning flop single “Eyes”, a forgotten dark masterpiece), The House Of Love or even Luke Haines’s Auteurs in a less narky moment. Yes, the ‘Dark Eyed Girl’ is indeed a fine guitar pop song, one that weaves a sensual sinister magic that is strangely attractive like a 60’s Mick Jagger in a floral dress.
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