BRIAN ‘BORDELLO’ SHEA’S REVIEWS ROUNDUP – INSTANT REACTIONS. ALL ENTRIES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Fran Ashcroft ‘Things To Make Do With’
(Album) 24th September 2026

Fran Ashcroft is back with a free to download, if you want it, album – or if you want a CD instead, you can message him on his Bandcamp page. Let’s be honest, who doesn’t want it, because as ever with Fran you are blessed with a warm loving wash of arched eyebrow and tongue-in-cheek lyrical observations about the world in which we live. Gently poking fun at the high and mighty and the plainly stupid – particularly the powers that be that currently run the USA. Things To Make Do With really is a fine album, and a gentle reminder that music can entertain educate and enlighten.

These gems of songs have fine lyrics and tunes that have melody, dipping its toes in Lo-Fi Pop, Country (“Key To Your Heart” is a song worthy of Hank Williams), Jazz, Blues and Psych; flowing from the cocktail-like jazz of “Truth Love and Justice” to the early 60’s pop of “Blue Over You”. Yes indeed, Fran has quietly without any fuss released one of the albums of the year.  

bigflower ‘Opinions’
Single – Released 19th August 2026

A song of darkness, anger, dismay and bloody brilliant guitar riffs. Yes, another in the long line of monthly tracks by bigflower. There is always a wonderful dense and all-consuming quality about bigflower and ‘Opinions’ is no different: and this opinion is one everyone should hear.

Cut Cord ‘Demolition Music’
EP – Released 29th July 2026

There is a rather lovely peacefulness to the five songs on this EP; soft, beguiling at times, with an undercurrent of sadness and melancholy that reminds me of Suzanne Vega but backed by The Red House Painters: especially on the rather splendid “Unfurling”. Cut Chord could well be a duo to keep an eye out for, and with the right label behind them could find themselves attracting the attention their obvious talent deserves.

The Free Four/Salem Trials ‘A Weasel In The Meatsafe’
Single – Released 25th August 2026 

The Salem Trials are both back and not back at all, as they have confusingly changed their name to The Free Four but released it on the Salem Trials Bandcamp under their own name. Anyway, no matter what the name says or may be the two songs on this single sounds like The Salem Trials – a post-punk cacophony of guitars and madness that may sound like playing both a Fall LP and a Buzzcocks LP at the same time loudly in a small room.

Herb DiamantE ‘A Delicate Stiletto’
Album (Nyahh Records) 2nd September 2026

A Delicate Stiletto is a wonderful album. I love Scott Walker. I love Marc Almond. I love Peggy Lee. I love the seedy nightclub glamour of life, the image of the ageing night club crooner singing songs of once was and no longer is, of failed hopes and dreams, of how he could have and should have been a star but is now just a rain-soaked memory; a soundtrack to the bar tender pouring a drink to a stranger with a tale to tell. Herb DiamantE is that crooner and he spins wonderful images of lost love drunken nights and faded glamour set to a wonderful backing of pure sixties camp glitter ball hotel jazz sleaze. A Delicate Stiletto is a sequinned glory of an album.

The Male Pattern ‘I Was Shot In The Heart’
Album (Audio Antihero) 25th September 2026

The Male Pattern’s I Was Shot In The Heart is an album of the timeless variety and a bit of a throwback to the days when singer-songwriter’s told stories in the songs: something you do not come across as much as you once did. I was brought up soundtracked by country music…not that I lived in Texas or Nashville but in a North West industrial town in England in the 70s where Coronation Street was more like a fly on the wall documentary than a soap. My dad loved country music and played it constantly, so I grew up with tales of gunfighters as told by Marty Robbins or Kitty Wells singing of Back Street Love affairs, and although this album is not a country album as such it has the same grit and the same blue-collar tales of everyday and not so everyday happenings and life.

I Was Shot In The Heart is a fine album of well written tales and stories like a modern Streetheart by Dion or The Ghosts Of Tom Joad.

Minot ‘Down & Out At The Thunderbird’
Album (Drag Bunt Records) 2nd October 20
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Down & Out At The Thunderbird is a lovely rambunctious affair of early Fall like post-punk and 60s garage rock splendour, the kind of hip-shaking benevolence the mighty Billy Childish and his many outfits make quite perfectly; the kind of album you might have heard pre-Cramps gig blasting from the speakers as you wait for the madness to commence. Well my friends, the madness commences as soon as the needle hits the record on this quite marvellous album. One to play loudly and often.

Neon Kittens ‘It’s A Raid Monkey Tail’
Single – Released 23rd August 2026

Another amusing foray into sonic blast guitar territory from The Neon Kittens. Lasting just under one and a half minutes, this brief but perfect slice of post-punk has one grinning like the cheshire cat after drinking a bottle of my wife’s home-made tea wine: not that she makes wine anymore, nor do I drink alcohol anymore, but who needs alcohol to put a smile on your face when you have the Neon Kittens. 

Spygenius ‘Rhizomania’
Album (Canute Records) 3rd October 2026

Spygenius are back with their second album, another foray into whimsical British folk psych pop. Yes indeed, you could not get a more British sounding album if you wanted to – so British it should come with a pop-up Morris dancer or at least a cardboard one which you could cut out and stick on your mantlepiece. Which may be the reason it is their first release on their own record label Canute Records and not the American based Big Stir Records that released their excellent debut, as this is far more real ale and cricket than cold beer and Baseball. 

Spygenius carry on the great British tradition of whimsical pop, one I would recommend fans of the likes of Squeeze, XTC, Fairport Convention and anyone who has a penchant for the Piccadilly sunshine series of compilations of obscure English sixties psych released a number of years ago. Yes, an album of Summer Fetes and Autumnal walks.

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Beans ‘Remember’
Single (Fuzz Club Records) Out Now

Ah, I admit I am not really a huge fan of Fuzz Club Records on the whole as I think that they have a certain sound, and I find that sound a bit dull on the whole nowadays: lots of bands with nice looking vintage guitars and sunglasses. I like Jesus and Mary Chain and Brian Jonestown Massacre as much as the next man, but do I want to listen to lots of bands that are not quite as good…even Jesus And Mary Chain sound like a not quite as good JAMC now.

But this single, ‘Remember’ by the Beans, is indeed very good and has an arch quality normally not associated with Fuzz Club. If Fuzz Club was The James Bond Franchise this would be its Roger Moore which we all can agree is a very good thing indeed. 

Bity Booker ‘There’s No Song About Stones’
Released 5th June 2026

There’s No Songs About Stones is an album of sublime solo psych folk whimsy, just Bity and her classical acoustic guitar singing songs about sadness, birds, love and life but none about Stones Rolling or otherwise, just nine beautifully written and performed songs full of melancholy, melody and a magical sprinkling of fairy dust which draws one into Bity Bookers strange and wonderful world. 

Eye With An Eye ‘Flow’
Single – Out Now

‘Flow’ is the debut single by Eye with An Eye, and quite a fetching affair it is to, all post punk moodiness with an aura of jazzy reflection, dark and reflective and deep like diving into the waters of somebody’s thoughts and dreams, and floats in a heaven like state awaiting the whirlpool of contemptable love to drag you in and smother you with contentment. 

The Fox ‘For Fox Sake (2026 Remaster)’
Album (Think Like A Key Music) 14th August 2026

For Fox Sake was recorded overnight in 1970; the band thinking this would be the demo, but the record label thought differently and released it as the album. The album sadly sank without trace and The Fox survived not much longer.

But 56 years later Think Like A Key has thankfully re-released the album, and what an album it is. Wonderfully magical in all its psych rock glory, it captures the wonderful mood and excitement of the time: an aural time machine if you like. An album that captures a band having the time of its life and it being recorded mostly live captures the excitement of a young and talented band having the time of its life…the word groovy was invented just for albums like this believe me.

Gentles ‘Nation’
(Metal Postcard Records) Released 18th July 2026

Nation is the latest and final album by the Gentles in their current incarnation as their vocalist Brendan Parkes sadly died earlier this year. There is a punk psych art pop vibe to this album that reminds me of Blur in their Modern Life is Rubbish era, which can only be a good thing I think you might agree; maybe they have the same influences as there is definitely a Syd Barrett and Swell Maps, Buzzcocks and even Jilted John about them. An album that I would advise fans of the aforementioned could do worse than to check the Gentles out.

John Howard ‘Overnight Bags’
Album – Released 7th August 2026

With Overnight Bags I feel John Howard has just made his own The Boys From Dungeon Lane, an album of memories wrapped in melody and pop genius. Neil Hannon would sell his collection of Scott Walker albums to have written any one of these eleven gems, for John Howard has a wonderful talent of painting aural pictures, telling musical tales of love and sadness: I bet john is a hell of a people watcher.

Overnight Bags finds John, as I have said, looking back at his eventful life; from the plague of aids that took away too many of his friends in “What God Is This?” to the first time in Abbey Road recording his debut album in 1975, to him wondering what happened to his old teenage friends (“Josie, Do You Remember?”).

Overnight Bags is quiet the masterpiece, filled with melancholy, love and remembrance. This album is so good in fact I should have started with Paul McCartney has made his own Overnight Bags with his The Boys From Dungeon Lane

Kevin ‘It Is What It Is’
Album (Riot Season) Released 24th July 2026

Chaotic Krautrock experimental psychedelic noise rock: “It Is what It Is”. I suppose that sums up the album, and lovers of the aforementioned will no doubt love this: and there is plenty to enjoy.

At times it reminds me of the excellent Poundland, especially vocal wise, and Potters Wheel has a rather wonderful hypnotic riff as does the Fall like “Murphy Is Buried” and “Wood Kill” could easily be off Julian Copes Masterpiece Jehovah Kill. Kevin takes all their influences and makes a fine engrossing soundtrack to delve into the mis-workings of the human psych.

Man & Machine ‘Earthman’
EP (Fruits Der Mer) Released 1st August 2026

This is a six track EP or mini album as we of a certain age like to call them (if it has more than four tracks, I would prefer to call it a mini LP). Well, this Mini LP is a lovely sounding affair; it has a beautiful airy sheen about it reminding me of the lovely slightly folkish pop rock from the seventies with just that dash of psych. Yes, it has a bewitching summerlike warmth, even one that one would find emitting from the BBC radio in those glory days of radio. This is quite a wonderful record, available as a lovely 10inch vinyl EP/mini-LP released on the Fruits De Mer Record label or as a download from Man & Machine’s Bandcamp page.

Neon Crabs ‘Big Dumb Racket’
EP (Metal Postcard Records) Released 28th July 2026

There is nothing big or dumb about this 4 track EP, unless being big and dumb is the sound of a galaxy of guitars storming up a post punk frenzy whilst the singer cajoles the inner demons into more demon like activity by out stooging the Stooges; if popping the Iggy was a Olympic event the Neon Kittens would be gold winners knocking Iggy Pop into second place: they just have the same grace like anger and fractured humour. Yes indeed, The Neon Crabs are very cool.

Occult Character ‘Unrequited Vibrations’
(Metal Postcard Records) Released 3rd August 2026

We have another fine single from Occult Character, Unrequited Vibrations is actually quite commercial and with the wind blowing in the right direction I could imagine this getting some radio play: and it would be well deserved. It certainly has lots of the odd ball charm that the Occult Character specialises in but the oddball ness is soundtracked by a rather wonderful catchy keyboard riff: let’s call it an ‘Einstein A Go Go’ for the now children. 

Origami Horses ‘Vultures’
(Metal Postcard Records) Released 19th July 2026

A blast of alt pop/rock is good for you, so the Doctor tells me. And ‘Vultures’ is indeed a blast: a blast of screwed up alt pop perfection like Radiohead used to give us before they went all prog like and snarled at the beauty of the three-minute pop single. No worries on that score from The Origami Horses, they remember the magic of melody and the angry guitar wrapped in a velvet blazer.

Present Electric ‘My Heart Is Filled With A Hundred Knots Of Sorrow And A Thousand Knots Of Resentment’
Album – (Paisley Shirt Records) Released 31st July 2026

My Heart Is Filled With A Hundred Knots Of Sorrow And A Thousand Knots Of Resentment is probably the longest album title of the year and one I won’t be typing out again. Yes, it is an album of lo-fi experimental pop misadventure and a rather fine one at that; at times reminding me of Skip Spence’s OAR album, and at other times like the Velvet Underground – when in funny bugger mode – and also quite fascinatingly like Lennon’s Plastic Ono Band LP, especially on the beautiful “The Ring Is On The Phoenix’s Head”.

There is a hauntingly beautiful feel to the album, one that skips from melancholy to sunny delight with a natural graceful ease that one can only stand back and admire. Another winner as always from the Paisley Shirt Records label.

Stuart Turner and Rob Grigg ‘Gargoyles at the Memoir Club’
(Gare du Nord) Released 15th August 2026

Gargoyles At The Memoir Club is what Captain Beefheart might have sounded like if he recorded for Postcard records. Yes, it’s a strange old brew of guitar jangle, garage punk and Bad Seeds like blues madness. It is a musical exorcism, a bobsleigh ride through hell whilst swigging on a bottle of Thunderbird and recanting tales of previous misdemeanours.

Yes, this is a strange old album; an open mic night where Lloyd Cole and Tom Waites duet whilst Nick Cave juggles peanuts trying to attract the attention of the barmaid who really should know better but cannot help but smile at the velvet suited bare chested Australian.

Winter At Sea ‘Hearts’
EP – (A Cheery Wave Records) 28th August 2026

Post Rock atmospheric instrumental beauty. If that is your thing then this could well be just what you want to soundtrack your evening with…well, 20 minutes of it anyway; I suppose you could always put it on repeat and let the waves of emotion keep on covering you with the warmness and emotional stillness that this fine EP provides.

Yes, if you want a relaxing evening and not quite in the mood for Dark Side Of The Moon put this on instead. I have two good reasons for that, one, Dark Side Of The Moon is shit and, two, this isn’t.  

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Dragged Up – Rapunzel /Black Carbon
Double-A-Sided Single (Warped Tracks (Fife), and on Label Obscura based in Toronto, Canada) 5th August 2026

The Excellent Dragged Up are back with two fine slices of Guitar strum. The First Track ‘Rapunzel’ is a sonic fuzzed up gem of garage psych indie splendour that has one’s mind taken on an imaginary journey of watching the Sonics hula hoop whilst swaying to the mighty sounds of a 60’s Beach Blanket Bingo soundtrack, plus it also has a rather ace Saxophone honking – not unlike the Sonics themselves. The second track ‘Black Carbon’ is a slightly more sedate affair that has not lost any of its psych bewitchery, and is quite a beautiful piece of vinyl art.

Feverdreamt ‘Our Only Fault Is Existing’
Album (Blackjack Illuminist Records) 3rd July 2026

Dark Gothic Synth folk is that a thing £ (I put a pound sign in because I could not find the question mark). Well, if it is not a thing it is now, as that’s the only way I can poorly describe this rather lovely album of…well, Dark Gothic Synth Folk.

If you were camping in the dark woods and nighttime was upon you, and you wanted something to catch the dying embers of the campfire Our Only Fault Is Existing could well be the album to do it. It’s an album of melancholy fortitude; an album of ghostly memories that not just haunt but bewitch a look through an old photo album and relive the days when your wrinkles were laughter lines and the person in your arms was the person in your heart. Music can be a bastard sometimes, but in a darlingly beautiful heartbreaking way.

Robyn Hitchcock ‘Yesterday’s Rain’
Single 24th July 2026

I do love Robyn Hitchcock, as all music lovers should; he is blessed with a songwriting talent of wit charm and melody and a voice to match. Yesterday’s Rain is full of all those things and lyrics that supply a steady stream of imagery that Barrett and a Psych era Lennon would be proud of. 

Mike Honcho ‘Day To Day’
Album (Wormhole) 17th July 2026

Day To Day is an album of quite mellow and musical dance tracks that ooze sophistication and musicality and more importantly some pretty fine hooks and melody, which I tend to fins is not always the way with this genre. 

There are only 25 copies of this CD for sale, released on the excellent Wormhole World records, so if you want to soundtrack your day with some fun experimental dance that is easy on the ear you better get your skates on or if you have no skates some other footwear that will make you move pretty sharpish. 

John Howard ‘Abbey Road, April 1974’
Single

‘Abbey Road’ is a rather lovely piano perusal of sun and light; a short mid-tempo toe tapper that those of a certain age will no doubt cherish, help refurbish their aging heart with a soft glow of magic hope and loss. ‘Abbey Road’ is two and a half minutes of simple aural sublimity.

Simon Klein ‘Will You Marry Me’
Album (Gare du Nord) 17th July 2026

Will You Marry Me is quite a rather lovely album; an album in which Simon Klein celebrates his 46 years of marriage – whether his wife is celebrating this is maybe another question but let’s assume she is. The songs are mostly all upbeat and full of pop melodies from the rockabilly shuffle of “Cat” through the MOR prog pop of “Ever Present Help In Trouble” and the sweet almost Belle And Sebastian like ballad “Hold Me Now” and the jangly “Mrs Simon Klein“. “Will You Marry Me” is a happy go lucky sunny treat with not a dark cloud in sight.

Post Elvis ‘Sun & Moon’
Single 2nd July 2026

Two fine tracks of modern psychedelia that swing and sway with a Flaming Lips/Mercury Rev/Grandaddy charm that pleases one – especially if you are a fan of one of the aforementioned. I’m not saying that they all sound the same but they may all sip from the same mug of coco.  

Sir Richard Bishop ‘Hillbilly Erotica’
Album (Drag City) 31st July 2026

Sir Richard Bishop’s Hillbilly Erotica certainly sounds like a saucy little number. I wonder how erotic hillbilly’s can be. I remember the Beverly Hill Billys from my youth and always had a thing for the attractive blond girl, so maybe that’s what’s making me gravitate to giving this album a listen.

And as I listen to this album I wonder if Sir Richard Bishop is an actual knight of the realm and if so, does he ride a horse and does he go to knightly functions alongside Sir Paul and Sir Cliff. The only thing putting me off reviewing this is the surname Bishop, me being a good Catholic lad and being made to attend strict catholic schools in the seventies and early years of the eighties I learned never to trust a bishop or any religious high-ranking officer: nothing erotic about them just plain creepy.

Anyway, onto the music. It’s fine and dandy and full of finger picking country strummed melody soaked ye haw magic. The beautiful “Postcoital Serenade” is indeed beautiful enough to play again before the coital shenanigans commence, as is “Finger Revisited” which melody wise had me thinking of the wonderful Nick Drake. And also did Frankie Howard name these tracks I really need to know. “Hookers Bend” – maybe Sir Richard Bishop is a rugby fan – is a rather wonderfully expertly strummed matador baiting delight Spanish Odessey of sublimity. 

Hillbilly Erotica is indeed a fine listen and one to soundtrack the oncoming Long Summer nights or even the short afternoon delights.

Toxic Chicken ‘Time Traveller’
Album (Earthrid) 14th July 2026

What came first the Toxic Chicken or the egg? Well obviously Toxic Chicken as nothing comes before Toxic Chicken especially when artful experimental dance tinged pop is the calling of the day.

Time Traveller is an album of excellence, an enjoyable foray into the art instrumental bliss if the Aphex Twin actually had a twin it could well be Toxic Chicken. 

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bigflower ‘Difficult Times’
Track – Released 11th June 2026

Now then, this does not sound like the Rolling Stones but for some reason reminds me off them: Maybe if sucked through a high-powered vortex and fed into a mincer of self-doubt paranoia anger and hope it might be what they would sound like. It certainly has a rather nagging wonderful guitar riff that is digitally delayed to the inch of its life. Once again bigflower blooms again. 

Cult Of Free Love ‘Know Your Name / She Floats On Fire’
Single (Fuzzed up & Astromoon Records) Released 19th June 2026

Psychedelic is what we have here, not the 60’s variety but an early 90’s sounding  variety [to my ageing ears anyway], the kind that would have had A&R men stroking their chins and wallets to sign back in the day when The Stone Roses ruled the roost and bands like the Telescopes were releasing sublime and ignored gems of albums like their second album Higher And Higher, and Thee Hypnotics were playing to 5 men and a slightly bedraggled caricature of Moe Bandy who had turned up thinking it was country night.

Yes indeed, The Cult Of Free Love have captured the magic in the bottle of that era and shaken it up and soaked we the jolly listeners with a splendid froth of psychedelic guitar riffs that leaves us an aural adventure of crushed velvet; of a time when goths where goths and knew a thing or two about style and elegance. All in all, a psych goth gem.

Earth Mother Fucker/ Poundland ‘Split”
Album (Cruel Nature Records) 8th July 2026

Mind-bending blitzkrieg bop punk rock garage punk sizzle. Yes, that is one way to poetically describe this fine album by Earth Mother Fucker and Poundland. Two bands that soundtrack these unpleasant divided days of living in the UK when life is coloured concrete grey and all the magic has gone.

Life is no longer John Lennon chewing gum while singing “All You Need Is Love” or The Sex Pistols saying shit on national TV. Music really does not speak to a nation anymore. It is as underground as it has ever been. It no longer shocks or delights a nation. Music no longer matters to kids like politics no longer matters to kids. There are no longer any teenage tribes. They all dress the same, they have had all the individuality drilled out of them by the saturation of not upsetting the norm.

I guess that is why Earth Mother Fucker and Poundland sound like they do, because they are probably at the age when they knew how much music mattered and changed lives and brought great change to life and culture. And if a couple of people under the age of twenty hear this album and it inspires them to pick up an instrument and express emotion and love and anger there is hope for the world yet.

Max Knouse ‘Goat Pupil’
Album (Ruination Records) Released 12th June 2026

Goat Pupil is an album of well written and performed Smog like alt country blues folksongs. Max Knouse is a talented chap and has a wonderful way about how he draws you in with his laid-back lazy drawl (drawl you in even). There is a charm and earthy gentleman like elegance about his delivery and his softly picked strummed guitar floats like a fading butterfly surfing the barbecue smoke filled evening air casting future memories waiting to be plucked from the shadows of the dying sun.

The Loft ‘Badges’
Album (Tapete) Released 8th May 2026

The Loft are back with their second album, and very good it is to if you are fan of indie guitars that chime and jangle and were young when Creation Records had never even heard of Oasis; and  yes I  am all of the above so love the T-rex guitar riffage of “Sad Comedian” and can appreciate the summery Go Betweens’ pop “Campervan”: how middle aged is to write an indie rock song about escaping in a campervan…Very.

This album is indeed a fun listen and is always a delight to hear the distinctive vocals of Pete Astor backed by the fine indie guitar chime of Andy Strickland, and lovely to know that they still have it after all these years.

Oopsie Daisies ‘HAGS’
(Metal Postcard Records) Released 11th June 2026

The warm swooshing sound of synth; the jangling of guitars; the sublime melodies of youth; yes, this is the sound of Bedroom pop, the true magic of music captured not in the hallowed walls of Abbey Road haunted by the ghosts of The Beatles and The Hollies and George Martins’ white shirts but in a room with a bed in it and curtains overlooking the streets of Portland. Yes, indeed music can be made anywhere, all you need is some cheap instruments and songwriting talent which Mr Oopsie Daisies has in abundance it seems. 

Schizo Fun Addict ‘Indigo Teleport’
Video B-Side (Fruits de Mer Records)

Indigo Teleport is the latest track by Schizo Fun Addict. Well actually it’s the B-side to their last single, released as a very ltd 7 inch on Fruits De Mer, but they have posted it now online and it can be heard on YouTube, so if that is your thing give it a watch and listen and you will find them in and on post punk territory. Yes, touches of the mighty Fall and early Pavement lay waste to the  slumber party of life, and we are left  deriding the pitiful state of UK radio when one would hear this and its ilk on night time national  radio and now we are left scouring YouTube for morsels of musical glory.

Emmaleen Tangleweed ‘The Weaving’
Album (Cruel Nature Records) 31st July 2026

The Weaving is a Country blues and folk masterclass, the kind of album that could have been made any time in the last 70 years, not a synth or any AI in sight, just a talented songwriter guitarist singing well written and performed magnificently songs of darkness and loss and death. Not an album to be played at your daughters twelve birthday party, and I cannot imagine any tracks being slipped in between “Agadoo” and “Ooops Upside Your Head” at a wedding disco soon.

The Weaving is an album to be played late at night as the rain bewitches the window, with a glass of whiskey by your side as memories and heartache waltz seductively like a candleflame dancing sweet nothings casting shadows of virginal enticement.

Wire Worms ‘Beneath The Eildon Tree’
(Cruel Nature Records) 31st July 2026 

Wire Worms are a six-piece Northern neo-folk band and like all the best neo-folk bands draw influences from many other genres; so one can feel the influence of experimental noise and the whispering tangents of Black Metal if not in sound but in atmospheric Eastern European wanderings.

Beneath The Eildon Tree is an album that should appeal to both those with a fondness of traditional British Folk and those who bow their heads at the altar of Current 93 and Death In June. There is a wonderful darkness and melancholy that seeps and indeed sweeps from Beneath The Eildon Tree that leaves the listener in a catatonic trance like state of pure oneness with bliss. 

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The Conspiracy ‘VI’
Album (Metal Postcard Records) Released 10th March 2026

The Conspiracy are a fine band: have I have already written on many occasions about how under the radar they are, and that they deserve much more attention than they get. Why, I never know. Well actually I do, it’s all down to finance and the mechanics of getting featured in the larger blogs and magazines and appearing on the major radio stations as if the label/band can afford the pr and plugger fees you are much more likely to reach the audience. If you are willing to pay for an advert in a magazine you are more likely to get a review in said magazine. The music business like life is unfair and sometimes the more talented and deserving get overlooked.

But onto the album. VI is a long album, and if issued on vinyl would be a double at least. 18 well written songs that sparkle and rock and chime with the history of the great British bands: be it the Kinks or Billy Childish or Julian Cope or XTC or many others. The Conspiracy don’t hide their influences, just cherish them. They emit a wonderful aural montage of the psychedelic: “Rainbow Prism” if released on the Fruits De Mer label would have picked up many a play on BBC 6 Music evening shows no doubt when released as a single some months ago, post punk the catchy as hell “Tick Tok” part Fall part XTC another song that deserves to be lighting up national evening radio. The wonderful song “England” has the spirit of Ray Davies running through it. VI is an album that is full of songs of songwriting suss and love and really does deserve to be given a chance to be heard by a wider audience. 

Stephane C. Cotti  ‘A Love Absolute’
Album (Wool Recordings) Released 8th April 2026

Without sounding like an Amazon, Spotify or YouTube recommends thingy, but if you like Nick Drake, Tim Buckley and John Martyn you might very well enjoy this lovely album of mostly acoustic loveliness; an album of lostness and wholesome sadness, a beautiful album of warm folk delight.

A Love Absolute is one of those albums that the more you play the more you will sink into its invitingness and will soon become one of those albums that will soon settle into your regular routine of soundtracking your evening of basket weaving or playing chess or playing Pacman (I’m at the cutting edge of video games as you can tell; are they still called video games?!|). Anyway, however you spend your evening this album will only add to it in a good way. 

Dewin ‘Dan y Dderwen’
Album Release 1st May 2026

Derwin weave together a rich tapestry of pop, psych, folk, jazz and Rock to give an enjoyable if unusual listen and comes across like a strange Welsh musical. I not being able to speak Welsh have not a clue lyrically to what is going on but that does not in any way spoil the album for me as the melodies adventure and music more than makes up for it. And let’s be honest, Welsh is just a beautiful sounding language; it really does not take anything away from it, and anyway, the lyrics could be shit and that could spoil the listening experience. I have also discovered that Cheesy Nibbles in Welsh is in fact Cheesy Nibbles. So, you live and learn.   

Ex Norwegian ‘I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight [live]’
Single/Video (Think Like A Key) Released 29th March 2026

What I like about this single is the old time good old-fashioned band playing a cover in the bar/club vibe, which is probably because that is what it is and that seems to be becoming more of a thing from the past as venues and bars close at a frightening rate. How far away are we from an AI band playing in a virtual bar I do not know, but Ex Norwegian, a band who have written many a fine song in their time, return with this fine rendition of the Richard Thompson classic showing that there is still joy and excitement to be found in real people picking up real instruments and soundtracking a good night out.

Frog ‘Dark Out’
Single (Audio Antihero) Released 17th April 2026

Dark Out? It certainly is. In fact, it’s dark in and out. We are surrounded by clouds of darkness that engulf us like a mythical sponge of darkness. These are the darkest times I can remember but at least we have the rather lovely new single from Frog to tap our toes to; a quirky stroll through McCartney-like melodies. In fact, has darkness ever felt so light?! Dark Out is like submerging yourself in a bath filled with your favourite flavour ice cream and watching yourself sink in the mirror with a smile on your face. 

Peanus ‘Peanus EP’
EP (Metal Postcard Records) Released 1st April 2026

Imagine if you will Flight Of The Conchords overdosing on Julian Cope’s masterwork that is the Skellington album and playing it to Royal Trux in an ironic manner. If you cannot imagine such a thing then just listen to this fine three track EP and it will do the imaging for you. Yes, fun abounds on this short and sweet exploration into the realms of lo-fi and rock ‘n’ roll musical thrift store sounds for the clinically disadvantaged. 

Robertson ‘Robertson’
Album (Futureman Records) Released 20th March 2026

Robertson is the debut album from the father and son duo and is a rather splendid musical affair; harmonies, chiming guitars and melodies float on a breeze of pure nostalgia. For my dear friends, 60’s folk rock and psych collide in the most perfect way, embracing 50’s pop and 80’s/90/’s indie guitar pop exuberance and even the Flying Burrito Brothers like country rock on the rather lovely “Sticking Around” and wrapping them in a warm comfort blanket of hope peace and light in these days of hate and war.

Robertson once again proves the magic and power of the greatest of all art forms, to turn off and escape real life and surf the stream of unconscious bliss  especially when performed with a true love and grace for the music songs they have written and performed so skilfully.  

St Johns Wood Affair ‘Memory Lane’
Track (Think Like A Key) Released April 3rd 2026

“Memory Lane” is a fine slice of nostalgic aural pie, a song of sixties melodies and chiming guitars and wistful tear-stained john Lennon spectacles. A song taken from St Johns Wood Affairs rather excellent second album “St Johns Wood Affair 2” and an album to put on your albums to listen to list and indeed Memory Lane is a rather wonderful place to wander down. 

Xqui ‘Nocturnal Drift’
Single (Wormhole Records) Released 24th April 2026

If Moody introspection atmospheric drone is your thing, then you could do worse things than check out this ltd 7inch single from Xqui as it is one of those things that lives up to title, ‘Nocturnal Drift,’ as it sounds like one is drifting nocturnally or in fact nocturnally drifting. It’s a track that is as far removed from a rerun of Top Of The Pops as one can imagine, so if you yearn a Doolies rehash with shiny jump suites and tinsel filled memories of yester year then maybe this is not for you, or then again it could well be as I am more than fond of Doolies like behaviour and am somewhat taken  with this atmospheric drone beauty.

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Bigflower ‘Stay’
Track Released 25th January 2026

Another beautiful cinematic all-encompassing brief encounter with the atmospheric guitar guile of Ivor Perry. Yes readers, a beautiful ballad, a slow waltz of heartache and regret.

Boggis Fringe ‘Desperate Dreams Destroyed’
EP Released 12th February 2026

Desperate Dreams Destroyed is the debut EP by post punk band boggis Fringe and is all jolly and post punky – more punk than the post variety. Do you ever sit in on a Friday evening and watch old Top Of The Pops on BBC 4 and get all nostalgic when the Members or Stiff Little Fingers or The Ruts come on and you start to wax lyrically about the good old days of late seventies early 80’s John Peel shows to your uninterested offspring? If so you will enjoy this EP as it will bring back the essence of small pub venues with smoke filled rooms and sticky beer stained carpets and well-thumbed copies of the NME scattered around the joint.

Boilermen ‘A 1000 Words On Sound’
Album Released 13th March 2026

What we have here is an album of short and sweet punk rock snogs That is supposed to read songs but I will keep it as snogs as it is very appropriate, as this rather excellent kissable bunch of guitar tomfoolery and alt guitar has tunes and melodies that don’t take a lifetime to listen to; songs that come tell you how it feels and gets to the point then piss off again as every good punk song should, and unlike a lot of punk music they are not afraid to mix things up a bit and have an occasional jangle: “By Accident” is a lovely short Wedding Present like gem of a pop song and “Working Abroad Dub” is a fine experimental instrumental that breaks the album up in a becoming way, and the final track “Life Map” at being over 8 minutes long ends this fine album in a haze of  atmospheric splendour.

Camp Nowhere ‘Hiatus Is Just Emo For Breakup’
Single Released 18th February 2026

What we have here is the debut single from a young band from Wigan, and rather excellent it is as well, all Sebodah guitars and Mo Tucker drums and an angst that can only be expressed with such punk rock glee by a gang of teenagers with many more years of life left to live and a guitar riff Kurt Cobain would have sold Courtney Love’s best frock for. A wonderful gem of a release and dare I say a band to watch and in time with luck, encouragement and nurturing could become very special indeed.

Legless Trials ‘Listen To Static’
(Metal Postcard Records) Released 12th March 2026

I am not going to start this review with “What we have here” as I have, noticed, that I’ve already started two of my reviews with the phrase, so I will just hop straight in and say more post punk glamourance from The Legless Trials their second album of the year and is as just as good and enjoyable as their last. I especially like the second song “Dead Towns” which in an ideal world would be the theme to the next Batman movie as it is dark and Fall-like and has an aura of Caped Crusader bass madness about it; and I also love “Lubbock Blues” which has a wonderful Andy guitar riff and totally magical madness lyrics from Matt. Have you noticed I have already mentioned the word madness twice in this review and with good cause as insanity is a calling card left by The Legless Trials. I suppose like two psychotic Milk Tray men. So many great tracks so many great guitar riffs and so many fine lyrics: “From The Bottom Of The Well To The Top Of The World” is a great line and can be found on the wonderful chaotic “Ramblin Kook“. Yes, The Legless Trials just seem to get better and better. 

Claus Mattheck ‘Chapter 8’
Album (Cruel Nature Records) Released 25th March 2026

I love this album it is just so bloody British, not in a rule Britania, hoist the flag kind of way, but in the standing in the rain waiting for your bus to turn up kind of way.  The deadpan dour humour of the lyrics, the monotone spoken vocals that are completely at odds with the Sonic Youth/Fall like mood of the music. Songs about cars, office life, the inanity of small talk, the DIY bore are all wonderfully taken apart with the lyrical accuracy of a sniper’s bullet.  

Origami Horses ‘Joyless’
Single (Metal Postcard Records) Released 19th March 2026

This new single from the Origami Horses takes me back to the days of Snub TV, when semi commercial alt/indie guitar used to liven up the hour before you went to bed after getting back from the pub on a Sunday. Yes, the Origami Horses have the sound that would have the major labels scrambling for their cheque books back in the day; they have the commercial sheen of indie glamour down to a perfect tee. Which I’m very much in approval of.

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Hello Cosmos ‘Black Gloss’
Single (Cosmic Glue) Out Now

Black Gloss is a Fall-like frenzy of Glam stomp post punk attitude; a song that one can imagine getting many plays on Dandelion Radio and receiving platitudes from various music blogs. Even this one.

John Howard ‘Can you Hear Me Ok?’ (Prof Stoned Remaster)
Album (Think Like A Key Music) Released 30th January 2026

Can You Hear Me Ok? was supposed to be the follow up to John Howard’s Kid In A Big World on CBS records in 1975 but for some strange reason was never released, which I will put down to major label foolhardiness, which is a common thing and has never changed and has helped the music business turn into the shambles it is today. But I digress.

Anyone who is familiar with the music of John Howard may already have heard or even own a copy of this fine album as it was released a number of years ago on CD. But it’s well worth giving this, the remastered version by Prof Stoned, a listen or indeed a purchase as it brings all the eloquence and style and downright talent and charm of the lovely John  into a marvellous technicolour splendour: like in the Wizard Of Oz where Dorothy is transported from the grey black and white Kansas to the magical multi-coloured land of Oz, which means maybe we should start calling The good Prof Stoned Wizard Stoned. 

Anyone who has not had the divine pleasure of hearing John’s music before should maybe give up an hour or so of their life and lose themselves in the pure 70’s pop piano balladry as I feel there is always room in one’s life for a well-crafted pop gem and this album is full of the darlings.

The Legal Matters ‘Lost At Sea’
Album (Big Stir Records) 27th February 2026

Ah, lets Bad Finger boogie shall we. Let’s cut some rug and roll turf and make shapes like it’s a pop frenzy of nobodies understanding. Oh, dearie me, this album is fun. It is seventies guitar pop covered in a Beatlesque stature of a stolen Cheshire cat’s smile.

Lost In Sea is a fine pop album, so good it could have been Jellyfish’s third or a time travel delight of being emitted from your transiter radio stuck on BBC radio one in their golden decade of the seventies when all their DJs where nonces but had great taste in music. Yes, you could picture this playing in the background whist Dave Lee Travis slapped his sectaries backside whilst dressed as Aladdin on his way to star in a Pantomime wondering which lucky young lady he will be able to pull out of the audience to rub his magic lamp.

Lost At Sea is an album made to be played on the radio, and an album to be added to your collection and filed alongside your Bad Finger and Cheap Trick CD’s unless of course you file alphabetically, and it won’t be anywhere near those. 

Neon Crabs ‘This Puppy Can See The Frog’
 Album (Cruel Nature Records) 27th February 2026

This Puppy Can See The Frog is an album that is only available on ltd cassette from Cruel Nature Records, and by the time you read this review it could be sold out. I have already bought my copy, so “na na na na na” to you. So, I am one of the lucky owners of this artefact of art punk joy and it makes me think I wonder who else will have this ltd treasure in the collections and if so, will they appreciate the special madness they hold under their roof. Will they marvel at the Stooges riffs, the whooshing cold metallic synths and post punk attitude that party together on this fine debut album; an album that has a certain drop dead cool and dark humour – imagine if you will that Mark E Smith was American and a cartoon super hero scientist that wore a psychedelic lab coat and read the Washington Post with eyebrows arched and wandered through the day with a steady stream of The Banshees and Wire and Killing Joke and the Stooges being fed into his brain by a microchip implanted to give him his superpower of aiming his lyrical pop shots with the accuracy of  a paid assassin. That is what this little spool of cassette boxed frenzy is to me. And to you if you have bought one.

Occult Character ‘Silver Fork Stories’
EP (Half Edge Records) Released 30th January 2026

Occult Character, yes, I know I reviewed a single from this eccentric Texan Gentleman last month but that was released on Metal Postcard Records and this 5 track EP is released on Half Edge Records. It is another fine release so deserves a little acclaim thrown once again his way, and acclaim thrown in the direction of Half Edge records who are savvy and brave enough to release this eccentric darkly comic experimental montage of musings from the modern-day Woody Guthrie. And as the world gets stranger and darker by the day, thank God for artists like OC soundtracking these difficult and horrific times.

Salem Trials ‘Tell’
EP (Metal Postcard Records) Released 27th January 2026

The Salem Trials are back with another 5 track EP of post-punk genius. The wonderful madness of this duo is for all to see or hear. They have a wonderful live cool that would have Tubeway Army reaching for fake fur coats. They hold a complete fascination with me, like watching Giant Haystacks eating a vat of soup with a dessert spoon. They walk the tricky tight rope of experimental and commercial post-punk perfectly. “Spit & Soldier” is quite marvellous, sounding like John Cooper Clarke fronting the Fall – and why did that not ever happen?! “Tell” is just simply marvellous. 

Rusty Santos ‘Psycho Horses’
Album (Self-Released) 19th February 2026

Rusty Santos is a great name. A name that will stick in your mind in fact – I receive so many albums sent to review that a name like Rusty Santos leapt out and I thought is this an album of old country music that my dad used to play in my youth. Well, it is not but it is a rather lovely album of American alt folk with a sci-fi undercurrent of whooshing synths and throbbing bass – imagine Elliot Smith guest starring in an episode of Space 1999 or a lo-fi David Bowie just pre his Hunky Dory days. Yes, it is that good, and Rusty Santos is defiantly a name to review for so many reasons. 

Vlimmer ‘Aufbeiber/ Young Folks’
Single (Blackjack Illuminist Records) Released 6th February 2026

Yes Vlimmer,everybody’s favourite dark wave messiah from Germany is back with two more sad (in a good way) tracks of dark beauty and mistrust. Like a harmonic Valentines card from a slightly spooky uncle who resolves to put the world right by manoeuvring his angular thoughts onto his delipidated garden shed walls where he keeps treasure troves from his ex-wife who left him: for his idea of a good time was not to everyone’s taste.  Two tracks that could bring a tear to a stuffed ferret.

White Fence ‘Your Eyes’
Single (Drag City) Available Now

I like this single. It has a laid-back lackadaisical charm which is very becoming, and I also like that for the first twenty seconds or so it is going to be a cover of ‘Big Yellow Taxi’: which is no bad thing. I also remember my band The Bordellos getting compared to White Fence in a review years ago, and I never got around to giving them a listen and now I have, and they are very good so will have to investigate further.  

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The Conspiracy ‘Dungeness’
EP (Metal Postcard Records) 23rd November 2025

The Conspiracy are back with another fine EP of post-punk art rock; a band that are as British as watching cricket on a summer’s day. The Fall, The Kinks, The Only Ones are all lovingly stroked and warped into a mesmerising shuffle of old man’s fancy. This is the sound of modern-day England as seen through the eyes of middle-aged men who can remember when rock ‘n’ roll had a meaning and need to the young, and soundtracked young rebellion, and was not just something they streamed from their phone as they nip down to Nando’s to ignore their friends as they watch videos on tic tok together but apart. 

I Am Hands ‘Lastings’
Single 5th December 2025

This is the debut single by I Am Hands and it is no hands, feet and bumps a daisy but a lovely sail down the river of peaceful tranquillity, a song of the supreme confidence of knowing that your supreme confidence has never been painted in such a blue shade of subtly. It really is a rather lovely track that fans of the first Trembling Blue Stars album might clutch to their cardigan encrusted breast.  

The Last Sound ‘All That’s Missed’
Album (Cruel Nature Records) 28th November 2025

This is the sound of candy filled sugar pop, the kind that you might see on Top Of The Pops in the glory madness days of the 80s when Strawberry Switchblade seductively swooned from your transistor radio and pop could be both wonky and bliss like and whisper sweet nothings into your ear like an ethereal Green Gartside. All That’s Missed is an album that really is not to be missed. It’s yet another off-kilter pop wonder released by Cruel Nature Records, a label that certainly specialises in releasing off-kilter pop and or just plainly the off-kilter. 

The Lounge Bar Orchestra ‘E.N.D.A.N.G.E.R.M.E.N.T. & The Room of Wrong Reflections’ Album (Self-Release) 26th November 2025

E.N.D.A.N.G.E.R.M.E.N.T. & The Room of Wrong Reflections is a collection of the tracks that made two-vinyl only releases on The Heavens Lathe label. The Lounge Bar Orchestra, who I have written about a number of times in the past, make a magical concoction of easy listening splenditude. The sort of thing one may hear on old sixties spy thrillers or takes you back to the golden age of seventies tv: you can easily imagine Bruce Forsyth willing on contestants on The Generation Game as they attempt to mold a mug in the shape of Anthea’s backside as “The Girl with Golden Hips Plays”

Once again, The Lounge Bar Orchestra magically transports me back in an aural time machine to the days of Texan chocolate bars, Saturday night bath time, and watching Cilla duet with Marc Bolan as my dad eagerly awaits Starsky And Hutch and Match Of The Day. Yet again The Lounge Bar Orchestra proving why music is the most magical of all arts.

The New Tigers ‘Off The Wall/Butterfly’
Single (Soliti) 21st November 2025

These two tracks are a catchy foray into indie rock/pop, sounding not unlike The Bluetones with just a hint of what Teenage Fanclub might have produced during their heyday. All semi fuzz guitars and delightful melodies, and there is nothing wrong with that, let me tell you. 

Origami Horses ‘Scenes’
EP (Metal Postcard Records) Released 23rd November 2025

I do not know if this EP was released to prove that post punk, garage rock, prog and psych can be melded into a hardy brew of rock ‘n’ roll finery. If not, it should have been as in fact that is what this EP is; one wonderful sparkling concoction of all the aforementioned, and track two, ‘Access Denied’, is an eight-minute gem that proves the point, and really needs to be heard by all, and takes one back to those hot summers days in 1989 when Madchester ruled the airwaves. The Scenes is another gem to be added to the aural crown that is the criminally ignored Metal Postcard Records label. 

Sir Robert Orange Peel ‘A Man Dressed Up’
Single (Metal Postcard Records) Released 22nd November 2025

‘A Man Dressed Up’ is a beautiful Christmas symphony of seeing the magical time of the year through children’s eyes. A track filled with memories and nostalgia and an innocence to life that we all at one point in our life will lose. The perfect song to soundtrack sipping a sherry and watching the Christmas lights reflect from the baubles hanging from the tree and wishing you or your kids were young again.

Toxic Chicken ‘Quirky & Perky’
Album (Earthrid) 7th November 2025

Toxic Chicken is insanely brilliant and brilliantly insane. And Quirky & Perky is a fine introduction to his crazy world.

TC takes dance electronica and game music to new and unexplored levels of madness, and quite wonderfully tuneful melodious instrumental shenanigans are oozed from one’s speakers. 

I would love Toxic Chicken to have made an album with Jim Morrison as for some reason his keyboard skills had me thinking this is what The Doors may have sounded like if they were brought up with the Game Boy and not the blues. A truly great fun listen.

Vlimmer ‘Hintersommer’
Album (Blackjack Illuminist Records) Released 21st November 2025

Ah yes, Vlimmer is back to offer all those lovers of Gothic Euro disco with a hint of post punk synth shoegazery a new Vlimmer of light. Those who’ve never tasted such a shot of pulverising gothic industrial tuneage since members of Fields Of The Nephilim, Smashing Orange and Depeche Mode were chased through the streets of a rain paved Wigan by an angry mob of spotty faced chavs on undersized bikes all holding out for sponsorship by the North Face clothing company whilst waving knocked off vapes into the air like an ancient Greek Olympian wielding his flaming torch. Yes indeed, Deliveroo has never witnessed such a wave of free advertising.

Hintersommer gets around the snag of being sung in German by both Vlimmer being German and myself not really giving a fuck as the tunes are blissfully dark and encouraging enough to imagine that what he is singing about is a worthy subject. So yes, an album I entrust will soon be in the collections of all you old and young goths who still roam this earth.

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Joel Cusumano ‘Waxworld’
Album (Dandyboy Records) 24th October 2025

I like this album. I was expecting the typical power pop tuneful bombast, which it does to a certain extent have, but with a slightly tattered heart that at times reminds me of what Blondie might have sounded like if they were fronted by Pete Perrett instead of the lovely Debbie – especially on “Through A Darkened Glass“. Waxworld is an entirely enjoyable listening experience, one I would recommend to all those power pop aficionados out there, as Joel Cusumano performs like he is Joel Cusumano and not a stars in the eyes Mathew Sweet.

John Howard ‘Kid In A Big World (The Prof Stone Remaster)’
Album (Think Like A Key Records) Released back in August 2025

Autumn is upon us and is the perfect season to discover or even rediscover this 50-year-old classic debut from one of Britain’s finest hidden treasures. Yes, John Howard‘s excellent debut has been remastered by Prof Stone, available from Think Like A Key Records Bandcamp as a download only.

Do I need to pontificate about the magic of this much written about debut. Probably not, but I will anyway. If Elton John was as good as people think he is, he would sound like this album. And John does not feel the need to sing in a phoney American accent or share Dame Edna’s stylist. Why he never made it as a chart regular and enlightened the screens of Saturday night tv in the seventies can only really be put down to the homophobia that existed in the 70’s especially in the upper offices of The BBC and as John never felt the need to hide the fact that he was gay (as Elton wisely career wise did). 

Kid In A Big World is a wonderful record and should a hold a place both in all music lovers record collections and hearts … and if I was Amazon or Spotify or Youtube I would say if you enjoyed this album you might enjoy Hunky Dory, or Goodbye Yellow Brick Road or Year Of The Cat. And it deserves mentioning in the same breath.

The Legendary Ten Seconds ‘Ricardian Churchward’
Album – Released 2nd October 2025

I love Musical British Eccentrics (it takes one to know, so they say), and here we have a wham doozy of a release by The Legendary Ten Seconds. Imagine if you will, that Julian Cope had not taken drugs and only read Horrible Histories books and was influenced by The Monochrome Set, then he could well have made this album.

This is the kind of album that could one day (if enough people get to hear this gem of a release) become a bit of a cult classic. For it is a fine collection of psych folk Medieval indie-pop (is there such a thing). The only bad thing I can say about this release is that it’s not available as a CD, as it is one that I would happily add to my collection. 

Legless Trials ‘American Russ Never Sleeps’
Single (Metal Postcard Records) Released 13th September 2025

More post punk glory from the Legless Trials. American Russ Never Sleeps pt 1 and pt2 is two tracks of Public Image Ltd styled smooth discord with an air of dubby splendour and chaotic lyricism that once again pokes holes into the flimsy facade of shittery that currently engulfs the world: like a bedtime story read to you by Michael Myers.

Picniclunch ‘snaxbandwitches’
Album – Released 13th October 2025

snaxbandwitches is an album of supreme post punk noisery, experimental fun and undoubtedly surprisingly tuneful. Think the Fall, early Pavement, Morphine (the band not the drug) and early Talking Heads but only if they had been in the pub since opening time and David Byrne had been replaced with someone less annoying.

This is the sound of the true alternative; the sound of a band who would not use a Rickenbaker guitar but an old Woolworths copy battered and played through a borrowed amp. Yes, this is the true spirit of the garage band; the true spirit of rock ‘n’ roll. This is a band who should join forces with The Legless Crabs and do a double headline tour of all the dives in America, and influence the current American underground. If I had a record label, I would sign them up.

Edward Rogers ‘Astor Place’
Album – Released 10th October 2025

 

I love warm sounding timeless, slightly unusual sounding pop albums and Astor Place is an unusual sounding pop album. Unusual in its joyful mash of psychedelia and rose tinged eloquent nostalgia, at times sounding like a true English gentleman narrating over a backdrop of a huge love-in from ‘67 and believe it or not, sadly it’s not ‘67 and that’s what is so unusual about this album that it would not sound out of place if it was, but not in a retro way just in its feeling and atmosphere, screaming guitars and cucumber sandwiches is it seems  a match made in heaven. Hippy heaven even.

If Noel Coward made a psych album, I believe this is what it may have sounded like. And me being a huge Noel Coward fan and a lover of the whole fairytale of the summer of ‘67 I love it. He also name checks Tommy Steele in the lyrics, which for me makes this album slightly more fabulous than it already is.

Smash Palace ‘87’
Album – Released 10th October 2025

87 was supposed to be the second album from Smash Palace in 1987, but their label Epic dropped them before they got around to recording it and releasing it. So, what we have here is a strange beast: 5 of the songs have been rerecorded by the original band and the other five songs are the original studio demos recorded in the 80s. The five freshly recorded songs are bright and chirpy covered with an old MTV sheen, with guitars that jangle and guitars that strut like they are going out on a date with Keith Richards; songs, at times, that remind me of The Hoodoo Gurus and the Smithereens and other bands from the 80s of that ilk – the kind of bands VJ’S with mullets would introduce wearing shiny leather jackets  and being all hip to go. 

The other five are the real deal from the 80s recordings, not as shiny and bright but have the advantage or disadvantage, depending on how you feel about 80s major label production values, of having the atmosphere of that strange decade. The five 80s tracks one can imagine not being out of place on the Pretty In Pink soundtrack or The Breakfast Club or The Lost Boys…yes indeed, an album to soundtrack Molly Ringwald looking gorgeous.

Striped Bananas ‘Eternity Forest’
Album – Released 3rd October 2025

I always imagine that the married couple that make up the Striped Bananas live in a thatched cottage just outside some enchanted forest in upper Connecticut and spend their time weaving magic. For their music has a fairytale cartoon quality to its Psychedelia; it’s as if Lou and Nico had discovered and became addicted to candyfloss instead of Heroin.

Eternity Forest is a joyful beatastic trip of wonder and delight, an album full of melody, invention and fun; an album where guitars, Hammond organs and Theremin weave together to make one heavenly cartoon album of pure adventure. It’s like going on a daytrip to the fairground with the Banana Splits while having a playlist made up of Buffalo Springfield, The June Brides, The Velvet Underground the Archies and Strawberry Alarm Clock playing in transit. As the Beach Boys once eloquently put it: “it’s Fun Fun Fun”.

Vexations ‘A Dream Unhealthy’
Album (Cruel Nature Records) 17th October 2025

Vexations could well be your new favourite band. “A Dream Unhealthy” is a rather impressive beast of an album, five tracks of pure post psychedelic rock n roll, off kilter as hell and probably as hot, with almost spoken screamed vocals surfing on an explosion of noise frenzy. This album is worth hearing for the drumming alone, which is not to say that everything else about the band is not as equally as wonderful. They produce such a cavalcade of cavernous hypnotic spine-tingling beat poetry.

Brian ‘Bordello’ Shea and the Shea family house band, the Bordellos, have a new single out on Metal Postcard Records this month called ‘The Village People In Disguise‘.

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Alien Eyelid ‘Vinegar Hill’
Album (Tall Texan) 5th September 2025

Psychedelic country-soul is a rather beautiful thing, especially when performed with such heart and soul. Alien Eyelid have a wonderful laidback all-consuming warmth with a hint of baroque-ness that at times remind me of the wonderful Left Banke, especially on beautiful psychedelic ballad “Blue”. The title track “Vinegar Hill” could have walked straight from Basement Tapes with its Dylan and The Band feel, until it goes all early King Crimson on us, and is one of those rare things, a ten-minute track that does not overstay its welcome.

This Alien Eyelid debut is a gem of an album, and one of the finest things I have had pleasure to listen to this year. 

The Beths ‘Straight Line Was A Lie’
Album (ANTI-)

I seem to be writing a lot about indie guitar music at the moment; there has certainly been an influx of the stuff appearing in my inbox and long may it continue if it is all of the quality of this quite lovely album of guitar indie pop/rock. The Beths of course write songs of verve and heart, and this new album is no different. Straight Line Was A Lie is an album ram jammed with catchy choruses and heartfelt lyrics all wrapped in fine melody and radio friendly hooks and jangly guitar chimes, as all good indie pop/rock should.

Eamon The Destroyer ‘The Maker’s Quilt’
Album (Bearsuit Records)

You can never be disappointed when a new release by Bearsuit Records appears. There is always a tinge of adventure, as you know it is going to be a trip hop and skip and a jump of musical exploration. The Maker’s Quilt is no exception; an album that brings together dance, psych, 60’s like spy soundtracks with a tinge of folk and rock/pop… all sometimes in the same song. At times it reminds me of what the Wicker Man soundtrack might have sounded like if it was set in the late 80’s early 90’s in a village just outside Manchester when the acid house explosion was happening. There is a joy and a magic and a melancholy madness that is just impossible to resist and resist you shouldn’t. 

Frog ‘Bitten By My Love Version XI’
Single taken from Album The Count (Audio Antihero) 19th September 2025

“Bitten By My Love” is a rather lovely single, but what else could you expect from the marvellous Frog. Six minutes of undiluted late summer breeze love, a heavenly stroll through the textures of late-night radio; a song that sends my mind spinning back to the days when songs like this would haunt and confuse and engross in equal measures. A sexual healing for the social misfit. 

The Jack Rubies ‘Are We Being Recorded’
Single (Big Stir Records) 19th September 2025

I don’t think I have written about any releases on Big Stir Records for a while. So here I am putting it right, for here we have the new single by The Jack Rubies, a band that once again takes me back to my youth. The days when I spent the hours of 9 to 5.30 working (or not working) in various record stores, and I remember The Jack Rubies album Fascination Vacation being unloved and unsold in the record racks, which is a shame as I remember it being not a bad record. And thirty-seven years down the line here I am listening to the latest release by same band. And how little changes for once again it is indeed not a bad record and sounds like it could have well been released back in the days when the pubs shut at eleven o’ clock. It has the air of a record that thinks a lot of itself, and that always appeals to me…call me strange. Link (no examples available yet to hear).

Ike Goldman ‘Kiki Goldman In How I Learned To Sing For Statler And Waldorf’
Album, 10th September 2025

I love this album so much that I’ve just bought a copy on CD: do I need say more. Well, I will, apart from it having the best album title I have come across in a long time, it’s such a lovely beautifully happy/sad album full of melancholy and magic. It may be the closest one can get to rediscovering the joy of The Beach Boys Friends and Smiley Smile era without actually listening to the said albums. Plus, anyone who mentions Stephen Sondheim in his influences is certainly someone who deserves giving a listen to, and once you have given a listen to downloading or streaming or buying his CD.

Noisy ‘Grenadine’
Single

“Grenadine” is a song that is swathed in a beautiful melancholy, a melody that will haunt and play bellringers pontoon with your heart; a pure and unadorned example of why pop music can save your life and make even the bad times bearable. One of the only plus points about growing old is that you have the joy and innocence of your youth to look back on, and this single brings that joy flooding back with a tearful smile and fading caress. 

Pelts ‘Swimming’
Single (Fika Recordings) 10th September 2025

Here we are again with a track of post-punk indie-guitar-pop: Am I becoming a man who only reviews indie post punk guitar meanderings? Am I revisiting my teenage years of being totally enamoured with the indie scene of the 80s, or is it just that I am being sent loads of fine new alternative guitar pop/rock? Well probably a bit of all the aforementioned. For the Pelts ‘Swimming’ is indeed a fine tuneful guitar thrust of angular melodious alternative pop skew wifferty (not to be confused with 60’s psych cult band Skip Bifferty). Yes indeed, another fine track and one you will find on their forthcoming 4-track EP, released on the excellent Fika Recordings label. So, seek and buy my old chums or forever hold somebody else’s codpiece. 

SCHØØL ‘I Think My Life Has Been OK’
Album (GEOGRAPHIE)

There are a few questions this debut album throws up. One, are they a French band that sings in English? So do they, in rehearsals, talk to each other in French and then sing the songs in English or to get in the mood? Or do they talk in English? Also, when they play in France, do they sing the songs in French or English? Apart from those burning questions this is actually a quite catchy album of alt guitar rock/pop and very late eighties and early 90’s indie rock: early Blur, Ride, Chapterhouse and the like all spring to mind. I would certainly advise any indie guitar music fans out there to give this a listen, as it is very good indeed.

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