A ROUNDUP OF NEW MUSIC REVIEWS BY CULT INSTIGATOR OF THE NO-FI, AND SIBLING BAND MEMBER OF THE MIGHTY BORDELLOS, BRIAN SHEA.

Arab Strap ‘Strawberry Moon’

Arab Strap are back with a fairly funky poetic delight of dance beats and dour poetic yearnings of life. And watching the very enjoyable video of vampires and werewolves, this is indeed a song to get your teeth into.

Jesus And Mary Chain ‘Glasgow Eyes’
(Fuzz Club)

The New JAMC album, Glasgow Eyes, is upon us, and to be honest it is not a bad album: but it is not a good album either. Its quite beige in fact – maybe it shall go down in history as the Beige album. I am sure it will sell well and reach the top end of the album charts for a week, after all the Shed 7 album did ok, and that speaks volumes: that I am writing about the Mary Chain in the same sentence as “Shed 7”. Mary Chain fans will go out and buy the album the first day of release but how many will play it after the first week is open to debate.

On this album they have moved away from the guitar and have tried something new, concentrating more on keyboard and synths. And that works well in parts.  I’m all for bands experimenting and trying something new, and at times this experiment reminds me of Suicide, which is indeed a good thing. But it is just lacking in good songs: the lyrics sound forced like they actually have nothing to write about or say, and the melodies are not strong enough to take the focus away from the quite bad lyrics – they reminded me at times of a sixty year old trying to dress like they did in their twenties and end up looking foolish. Maybe its not the JAMC’s fault that they cannot write the sublime pop songs they once did as we all have a sell by date, but I don’t think the JAMC have quite reached theirs yet: As a live act they are a band still worth seeing. But I feel on Glasgow Eyes they are struggling for inspiration; maybe they just haven’t got anything left to say and everyone has to make a living and this is what the album sounds like they are doing: a job putting on their work clothes that do not fit like they used to.

House Of All ‘Continuum’

The second album by the House Of All is quite a pleasing little thing. At times sounding like the Fall – which to be honest is no surprise as we all know that they were all one-time members of the legendary band -, and at other times not sounding like them at all. The first single ‘Murmuration’ is quite a moody alternative pop rock number with a melody not dissimilar to the Bongwater gem ‘I Need A New Tape’, and ‘Gaudy Pop Scramble’ an upbeat, I am sure, future radio BBC6 favourite, as will be the ‘Cuckoo In The Nest’ with its slight Mark E Smith vocal influence coming through.

There is a definably 80s indie rock feel to Continuum, which will no doubt be adored by all of us old 80s indie rock veterans looking for something not too taxing on our ears to soundtrack our middle aged lives.

Legless Trials ‘Get Yer Wah Wah’s Out’
(Metal Postcard Records)

The artful persuasion of the well executed guitar riff is alive and well, and is for all to see or hear even on this rather marvelous rock ‘n’ roll opus of magnificence; an album of Iggy and The Stooges meets the New York Dolls and Public Image, with a touch of the c86 guitar madness of ‘Someone Is Getting Paid’, which would no doubt be a alternative radio airplay hit if not for all the “motherfuckers” in the quite excellent lyrics, or the dark velvet like closer ‘If I Knew Your Name’. There is just something so life affirming brilliant about the Legless Trials that should be bottled and injected into the arses of the lesser guitar bands currently attempting to plough the same path of the one offs that are the Legless Trials.

The Bordellos ‘I Promise Not To Make Art Again’
(Metal Postcard Records)

What you have here is the reason The Bordellos – after being around and existing for over 20 years – still remain a cult underground band.

This compilation is made up of 15 tracks taken from our long and extensive catalogue; every song a diamond but an uncut rough diamond still hidden under layers of dirt and years of life in the underground. Songs that have such subject matters as dealing with the pain and anguish of being a Gary Glitter fan (“Gary Glitter”, the version included here was our radio mix – yes because we all know DJs are queuing up to play songs about Gary Glitter, a sure fire radio hit). Songs that deal with the ridiculous nature of the music business/industry and some of the people who live, work and thrive in that crazy mixed up industry – “Lloyd the Anti-Christ”, “The True Meaning Of Record Store Day”, and “For A Hit”. Songs of life in decaying run down northern towns – “Cuts” and “My Speeding Train” – alongside songs of love and depression.

We even have a song for nursery teachers to sing to their nursery children explaining the history and importance of the 1976 Punk Rock Revolution – “The Slits”. Yes indeed, fine songs all; not recorded in the luxury of Air conditioned studios and mastered in Abbey Road by someone who once farted in the same studio Paul McCartney whistled a merry tune but on old tape 4 tracks and hand held digital 8 tracks and ghetto blasters and mp3 players and clock radio cassette players, and Ant Bordello’s living room and bathroom. So hopefully you my dear friends will find something of interest to write about or play on your radio show or just enjoy, or annoy your significant other or children with.

Nights Templar ‘Half The Year’
(Paisley Shirt Records)

Anyone who has the penchant for early 80s sounding post-punk music should really enjoy Nights Templar‘s Half The Year album; a prime example of how bewitching DIY music can be. A steady simple drum machine beat, early Cure like bass and synths, single string guitar lines and Ian Curtis like echo drenched vocals. All very becoming, so much so that I might dig out my old long black coat and borrow somebody’s hair and style it in a Ian McCulloch type way: Or in fact, just borrow Ian McCulloch’s hair.

Rockin Horse’ ‘Yes It Is’
(Think Like A Key Music) 26th April 2024

I don’t usually write reviews of rereleased albums: there is Mojo, Uncut, Shindig and Record Collector about to do that. I usually like to draw attention to new releases, but there is always an acceptation to the rule. And this is mine, a rereleased ltd CD release of the underground classic power pop album from 1971, the wonderful Yes It Is album by Rockin Horse, a band formed by the legendary cult Liverpool Songwriter Jimmy Campbell and his friend Billy Kinsley (onetime member of the 60s hit makers the Merseybeats and The Merseys).

Yes It Is is the best mid 60s pop guitar album made in 1971: and I would say maybe the whole of the 70s. This album is up there, and in fact, could be superior to the much-lauded first two Big Star albums. It really needs to be heard by all lovers of the confusing genre that is called Power Pop or any lover of great guitar based pop. The magic of this album lies in the slight sadness and melancholy of the lyrics (which Jimmy Campbell was a master of) and the pure joy and downright catchiness of the melodies. There is something quite life affirming about this album it has the unique X factor – whatever that is. Sadly this is the only album Rockin Horse ever made; Billy Kinsley went on to have chart success later in the seventies with the excellent Liverpool Express whilst Jimmy Campbell released his third and final solo LP a year later, the beautifully sad Jimmy Campbell Album that sank without trace. Campbell vanished into the world of obscurity, and the 9 to 5 life. The man should have been a star.

I would advise anyone who has not got this album in their collection to treat themselves to this sadly ignored at the time classic and marvel at this example of songwriting artistry.

Filalete ‘For Family’
(Cruel Nature Records)

Fragility of the first touch, the silent escape of the flake of indifference that flows from the opening of the can of snow you keep for special occasions, the one that is a closely guarded secret closeted in the small pocket inside your heart, one that can only be awakened by the outpouring of both love and grief for you can only feel true grief if you have been fortunate to feel true love, for you cannot grief for something that you have not loved or still love. Which is why I am filled with grief when this beautiful album of short piano pieces reaches its conclusion. An album ideal for soundtracking both that love and grief; recommended listening for the quieter more reflective times in one’s life.

Picture Box ‘Mobile Disco’
(Gare Du Nord)

Picture Box‘s Mobile Disco is a very British sounding album, an album steeped in nostalgia lyrically – “a bag of 10p’s will get you nowhere” – and musically, drawing on the influences of Syd Barrett and The Television Personalities and early Blur, XTC and at times Luke Haines. There is a sad English melancholy and dark humour that runs throughout the album, the sort I always tend to find appealing. And I do find this album appealing. In fact, I think it’s a bit of a gem.